Preamble

This past weekend, I went on a ski trip with a bunch of friends. Well, it was technically a ski trip, but I didn't actually ski, so one might debate what kind of trip it actually was for me. Anyhow, we had steak the last night, and I ate a lot. My friend Sean mentioned that a couple years ago, he and Chris (another friend of mine) had tried to do a "Week of Meat" in which they ate nothing but meat and drank nothing but water. Neither could make it past day four. So, needless to say, my week starts tonight at midnight, money is at stake, and this is the story.